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Stardate: 222 Day 2005

Captain Hiker from a time capsule somewhere between Alpha Centauri and Uranus:

HITCH TO EARTH, COME IN…
HITCH TO EARTH, COME IN?…

Just cleared the Rings of Uranus and are well on the way to the moons of Alpha Centauri in search of Squidgy Bits.

The crew (The Garrik Twins, Audio/Vis. Engineer Mescal, and the ships nurse Miss Chief) have been tingling with excitement since receiving reports of psychedelic Squidgy Bits on the Third and seventh moons of Alpha Centauri. Our plan on reaching the Star is to fly A. Garrick onto the third moon and drop silly sideburns thru the hatch at seven. I am sure it will be all good with Mescal in the observation centre and Miss Chief in the wings in case it goes pear-shaped. With thorough research the Garrick Twins have unearthed some very strange goings on conserving certain red and white toadstool variety and it is with this in mind I give you my next Tip…

Tip 2

No matter what anyone says:
Don’t drink your own urine! Or anyone else’s for that matter!

It has come to my attention that early psychedelic explorers from the Nordic States observed reindeer eating fly agaric mushrooms then sometime after drink each others piss - for a second hit it is assumed… hmm…
Call me a prude, but the thought of this made me off a bit or more and remember, no matter what the psycho shamen says to the fragile,

DON’T DO IT!

U could flush your love life down the toilet 2.
In afterthought if you ever holiday in Lapland and are lucky enough to meet Santa, think twice if he offers you Rudolph’s Special Brew and make sure he runs the tap for the mushroom tea.

WHATS HOT!

Chichime, Fairytales and Brazil

WHATS NOT!

Anchorage, Rudolph’s Special Brew

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Well, that just about brings this communication to an end. There are matters this end that need my attention. It appears Miss Chief accidentally knocked the invert switch on the teleport machine and Tony Blair just arrived with his arse on his face and his face on the arse. This might not sound too serious as we all used to him talking out of his arse, but he has a bit of the a head cold and when he sneezed the shit hit the fan. Not a pretty picture.
Anyway… Have fun, Keep up the good work and don’t let the fuckers get you down.

Hitch out