Saturday May 19, 2007
Do The Hippie Hippie Shake:
Hippie With Freaky Moniker Busted With A Kilo Of MDMA
by Simon Magus
A hippie from Glastonbury called Love Sky Dancer has been caught with a kilo of MDMA at JFK Airport in New York.
Dancer was busted by customs officials getting off a plane from Heathrow Airport.
When asked by customs why he had three plastic bags filled with powdered cocoa in his luggage, he claimed to be a teacher of chocolate making.
But when a search of his luggage yielded just over a kilo of another brown substance -- pure MDMA, the active ingredient in ecstasy pills -- Dancer was taken into custody.
Another bizarrely named individual called Denise Kismet came forward to offer up to US$1.1 million to get Dancer out on bail.
Dancer has also requested to be allowed to stay with Kismet in Hawaii for the duration of the trial.
"Mr. Dancer has no intention of fleeing," said federal defender Andrew Carter.
"He intends to stay and fight this case."
Until bail has been set, Dancer must remain in custody.
Whilst incarcerated, Dancer is being forced to comsume food and drink he would otherwise refuse due to a strict diet free from processed and cooked foods.
His defence requested that he only consume raw organic food and drinks in glass containers as he thinks that plastic contaminants leech into liquids.
"My client is on a very special diet. He only consumes fresh organic foods," said Carter.
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